I'm a Prick

My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test:


Prick- ENTP
(60% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 46% Judging)

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, &check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...
&Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
&Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
&Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
&Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
&Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
&Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
&Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
&Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

&Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
&Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
&Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
&Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
&Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
&Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

&Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test
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As compulsive as I am about understanding the universe and life in general, I found this result intriguing, because it led me to an epiphany...

I sometimes wonder if there are people who consider me a bad person (which is something everyone probably does from time to time, I guess)...and if there were, how would they explain their dislike to a neutral observer?

Until this year, I would be hard pressed to think of anyone in the world willing to give such an interview - is this ignorance, pride - or am I just failing to be Evil? (*not that it's a career goal or anything...)

Which begs the question of what would be said, of course, in this hypothetical biography...

I want people to grab me by the collar and tell me, "I don't like you, because ______________ (fill in blank)"; I often ponder two things about this:

- Will people be honest, mis-informed in their premise (thus tainting the conclusion), or just malicious in the answer?
- Would someone be willing or able to strip away all psychological layers and be so open in their thoughts - to anyone at all, much less me?

Everyone wants the world to turn out right for everyone, but the overlapping clouds of grey-area that are our lives and personalities will never fit cleanly together - it would be like trying to make a 3-D jigsaw puzzle of the Earth, out of billions of individual cotton balls, and expecting them to satisfyingly click together.

I'm going to be 40 soon.
No one has grabbed me by the collar and told me anything bad about me yet.

I guess I'm doing OK.